Wow! Good for you, fbaezer!
how are procrastination and masturbation alike?
In the begining they both feel great...
in the end, you just realize you are ****'n yourself.
Fifth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do.
What is foreplay?
The procrastination & masturbation preceding penetration.
Procrastination one liners :
The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.
oooohhhh, shewolf is feeling better!
Oh good! The antibiotics must be kicking in!
Now, when will I send that package to my pal Kevin, It's been ready to go for 2 weeks.
You should wait at least another three months. It's too cold outside right now. Yeah, that's a good excuse. It's too cold to send a package. I'd go with that.
I have work to do around the house but I keep playing Scrabble...tell me there's nothing wrong with that.
Scrabble's okay. Littlek said so!
