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Ways to Die

 
 
angie
 
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Reply Thu 27 Jan, 2005 04:04 pm
Francis, is that your puppy? Soooooo cute!
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Francis
 
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Reply Thu 27 Jan, 2005 04:10 pm
Yes Angie!
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Montana
 
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Reply Thu 27 Jan, 2005 04:24 pm
cjhsa wrote:
Peep in Montana's bedroom window.


Hey!!! Evil or Very Mad

Breaking out the Anti-freeze Twisted Evil
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 27 Jan, 2005 04:29 pm
ahh.. you stole my idea kicky.

Actually, my idea is to take a long balloon, the kinds clows use to make animals with/
Fill it with water and freeze it.
instant baseball bat.
beat someone to death with it and let it melt ;-)
you can also impale certain body parts with it and just leave it there, it will melt away leaving a ... umm.. gaping hole. heheh
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Odd Socks
 
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Reply Thu 27 Jan, 2005 08:27 pm
Five ways to kill somebody using chocolate:

1) adding a touch of arsenic

2) filling the person with molten chocolate, ( pouring large quantities into the oropharynx, and hoping it would set, in the same way that farmers feed mice plaster of paris so that when they drink, it solidifies.

3) allowing them to eat only chocolate until they die of a nutritional deficiency.

4) pour them in a bath, knock them out, and fill it with chocolate.

5) put them in a cage and starve them, taunting them constantly with a pile of chocolate lying just out of reach.

There you have it, 5 ways to kill somebody involving chocolate. THe plaster of paris idea would be interesting to try on a real person, but it;s a bit cruel

Also, why are you so aggressive, Seed? WHy? It has something to do with being a christian, doesn't it. Listening to most priests and pastors makes me want to try and kill somebody, too.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jan, 2005 12:37 pm
Montana, note Seed's location below his avatar. Wink
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Montana
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jan, 2005 04:39 pm
CJ
I noticed his location and he's just fine right where he is ;-)
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Seed
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jan, 2005 12:05 am
-giggles- its fun where im at... i enjoy the show... er... view
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jan, 2005 02:13 am
And I enjoy the company ;-)
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thorman944
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2005 10:13 pm
murder:

step 1: take a new firearm, leave it untouched for a few years. fire off a couple thousand rounds at a range. this can be done in one day and will change the "ballistic fingerprint", especially if you clean with a steel wire brush with which you've modified to be slightly non-concentrical.

step 2: snipe from long distance

step 3: back to range, fire off another couple thousand rounds at range, using different, similarly modified steel brush to clean every hundred or so rounds.

cool part, you can keep the murder weapon as a momento and the "ballistic fingerprint" changes so it can't be conclusively matched as the murder weapon.

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how i'd like to die: defending someone else's rights or freedoms. (narcisistically noble of me isn't it)
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 1 Feb, 2005 04:10 am
thorman944 wrote:
murder:

step 1: take a new firearm, leave it untouched for a few years. fire off a couple thousand rounds at a range. this can be done in one day and will change the "ballistic fingerprint", especially if you clean with a steel wire brush with which you've modified to be slightly non-concentrical.

step 2: snipe from long distance

step 3: back to range, fire off another couple thousand rounds at range, using different, similarly modified steel brush to clean every hundred or so rounds.

cool part, you can keep the murder weapon as a momento and the "ballistic fingerprint" changes so it can't be conclusively matched as the murder weapon.

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how i'd like to die: defending someone else's rights or freedoms. (narcisistically noble of me isn't it)


Excellent stuff, thorman. (Welcome to A3K, btw,) One thing: make sure you gather up and dispose of all the empty shells (thousands of them). They will carry a 'signature' of their own. While following your plan will alter the markings on the fatal bullet and make it difficult (if not impossible) to match to the bore of your weapon, it will not affect the markings the firing pin leaves on the spent cartridge.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 1 Feb, 2005 09:28 am
Murder:

Make someone spend a few days with me in my boring life and I can bore them to death.

Laughing
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 1 Feb, 2005 10:10 am
The Misfits rawk.

1.Drown someone in a shallow pool of Dr. Phil's balls-sweat.

Note: It's being auctioned on ebay as we speak.
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thorman944
 
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Reply Wed 2 Feb, 2005 08:26 pm
gargamel - eeewwwww!!!!! might gross-out-to-death someone.

misfits do rock!! (original line-up, anyway. believe it or not, their music calms me down. especially plugging in an electric and mike and blasting out something like 'bullet'. leaves you too spent to be pissed off anymore.)
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nimh
 
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Reply Sun 27 Feb, 2005 05:55 pm
angie wrote:
'cause best way to die, I think, would be to drift off, surrounded by loved ones, lots of candles, and Enya playing in the background.

That would surely get you in hell.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 27 Feb, 2005 08:27 pm
Thorman, your over thinking this and, as MA stated, youve multiplied your ballistics clues by a thousand.why not just melt down the gun?

Sodium flouroacetate in a kielbasi sandwich. As the bodies pH lowers after death, its undetectable, and it takes so little.
Why kielbasi? I dontknow, I dont like to see someone murdered on an empty stomach.
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angie
 
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Reply Sun 27 Feb, 2005 09:13 pm
nimh wrote:
angie wrote:
'cause best way to die, I think, would be to drift off, surrounded by loved ones, lots of candles, and Enya playing in the background.

That would surely get you in hell.


Oh, I'll be heading in that direction anyway. All my friends will be there.

Laughing
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2005 05:03 am
For several days in succession we now had uninterrupted rain, punctuated with thunderstorms, followed by a spell of bright, fine, sunny weather, which enlivened the whole forest. In the fields the blue flax flowered and the Issyk Kul root (Aconitum napellus). This very poisonous plant has a bad reputation. It is enough to sit but for a short time near its handsome dark-blue flowers to get a bad headache. The root, dried and pounded into powder, is a fearful poison, which contains a considerable quantity of aconite, an alkaloid so poisonous that a dose of 0.0004 grams of the nitrate is instantly fatal to a strong man. Not a few natives of Turkestan, Russian as well as Moslem, have been despatched to the other world by means of this plant adminsitered by a treacherous hand. It has the advantage that the cause of death cannot be discovered, but apart from this, the women of Semirechie have worked out an original method of packing off an unwanted husband or undesired friend to the other side before his natural time without giving rise to any suspicions at all. To do this they make an infusion of the root, and in it soak a shirt belonging to the victim whom they propose to despatch from this sinful world, dry it, iron it and give it to him to put on after his bath, when the pores of the skin are open. The venom is absorbed into the blood, the victim sickens and in a couple of months, or three at the outside, gives up the ghost in the most natural manner in the world.

It is a remarkable fact that here in Semirechie this plant develops a quite special virulence. If raised from the seed in another locality, as for instance in Tashkend, it almost entirely loses its poisonous character and remains a merely ornamental flower, which is by no means rare in the gardens of Western Europe.

(Paul Nazaroff, Hunted Through Central Asia - On the Run from Lenin's Special Police, 1932, p.277)
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2005 05:05 am
Heh, Angie, LOL Farmerman
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Eryemil
 
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Reply Tue 1 Mar, 2005 11:26 am
The best way to kill someone is to snap their neck; instant death no pain and no messes to clean up.
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