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There's a song by the Misfits called Saturday Night. The first ling of the song is "There's 52 ways to murder anyone". Let's see how many we can come up with....

1. dip him in meat and put him in a loins cage

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Isn't that just dipping him in meat again?

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Lock him up and only feed him when someone on the policital forum changes his or her mind.

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Peep in Montana's bedroom window.

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Reminds me of an old joke. What three ways of saying goodbye, begin with the letter, "A"?

Adios, arriverdeci and arsenic!

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The cleverest method of murder I have ever encountered in my reading of hundreds and hundreds of murder mysteries was in a book by Tony Hillerman. I've forgotten which one of the Navajo Tribal Police mysteries it was, but, in a nutshell, here's how it was done: The killer gave each of his victims a "medicine pouch" which he knew the victims would wear around their necks as talismans. Each sack contained a substance (some radioactive material, I forget what exactly) that would guarantee the wearer would contract cancer within a period of a few years and would inevitably die. This guy had to be real patient, of course, but the methods has legs, I think.

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Beat him to death with frozen meat then serve the evidence to the cops. Courtesy of Alfred Hitchcock.

Lie him on his stomach and put a funnel up his ass then pour in Liquid Drano. Courtesy of The Bear.

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Bi- "Lamb to the Slaughter" is one of my favorite TV stories:

http://www.roalddahlfans.com/shortstories/lamb.php

Did you know that it was written by Roald Dahl, the man who wrote my #1 favorite TV story, "The Overnight Case"?

http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/GuidePageServlet/showid-2930/epid-197232/

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"Ways to die" ? or "Ways to Murder Someone" ?

'cause best way to die, I think, would be to drift off, surrounded by loved ones, lots of candles, and Enya playing in the background.

re: murder

Did see an old movie once with a horrible murder scene: victim is tied up in a chair, creepy guy approaches, slowly, holding a cage with a very very hungry large rat inside. Creepy guy proceeds to slide bottom of cage open and place it onto victim's head. While we don't actually see the rat feasting, we do hear at least thirty seconds of shrieking with the camera on the creepy guy's face.

Jeez, some images just never fade away.

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angie, my own fantasy of the best way to die is to be shot dead at the age of, say, 95 by a jealous husband.

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a way to die :
Take 50 hits of acid and enjoy the ride.... :-)

Murder:
tie someone down, shove a half rotten piece of apple in thier mouth until it is almost at thier throat and put them outside and let the wildlife eat them alive.
( >singing< can you fell.. the love toniiiiight... )

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Murder:
Beat your enemy with a stick. Hang out in the political forums. Hit him/her once for every time a liberal calls a conservative stupid; again for every time a conservative calls a liberal kookie or hysterical.

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murder.....(this is all hypothetical...don't send the police...or the people in the white jackets..... )

Obtain Gamma Hydroxybutyrate (GHB). Not screened for in routine toxicology. Leaves the system quickly. In large doses can cause coma, respiratory depression and unconsciousness.

Slip someone the GHB in a glass of alcohol. Wait for effects. Take them to a pool/lake/body of water. Drop them in.

Cause of death: accident by drowning.

Kids: Don't try this at home. Shocked

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wrap them up in leather and poar water on them. Leather shrinks makes for a slow but painfull death.

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Stab them to death with an icicle. Let icicle melt. No murder weapon.

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I use that one in my daydreams quite often, kicky.

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What is this?

The Spanish Inquisition?

<poking you all with comfy pillows>

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Gotta vent somewhere, though I have to say, the m.o.'s represented here are disturbing (and curiously fascinating).

Merry One, nothing could top that! What an excellent aspiration!

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Have you considered "epectase", french word for death during orgasm

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Most extreme consequence of coitus
The most extreme consequence for any type of human activity is death: and such an unfortunate event has often occurred through coitus. Death during sexual activity was noted by Pliny A.D. 23-79, Hirschfeld, Van de Velde, Havelock Ellis, etc. It has been suggested that some Oriental copulations have been pursued with the very aim of totally exhausting, or even killing, the woman - the Japanese gokuraku-ojo or "sweet death". According to Muhammed, to die in the glorious battle abed with one's belly on top is to die a martyr of love. The Caliph Harun er-Reshid was reckoned a hero because he died of heart failure during sexual intercourse. Christian sages have viewed things differently, seeing death in coitus as a final infamy. Attila the Hun was said to have died fornicating with a blonde.

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Get someone drunk so that they pass out just before high tide.

I think I also saw something in a movie about sharks with frickin' laser beams on thier heads.

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