@carrotmemes,
It was me. I wasn't feeling myself that night. And because of your flashlight in my eyes, I didn't see the gopher hole that my hand went down into. Thanks to that, I won't be on all fours for a while. I suppose that's for the best now that I think about it. So, no hard feelings.
But for the record, I was not on drugs! Running on all fours across a field at night does not
always indicate drug use.