On Signing Petitions

I do not have complexion . . . irregularities. Those are scars from bullet holes I suffered during an altercation with a guy who accused me of cheating at golf. And yeah, you should see the other guy. But you'd need x-ray vision to do that because there's six feet of dirt between you and him . . . so far!

I prefer bitcoins, if you don't mind.

Bitcoin is just another way for bankers to create money at the stroke of a pen.

Back to Glennn. . . .

I don't understand bitcoins. Therefore they're obviously evil. Nice try, but no thanks.

Hey, I always take up for you, the last time someone complained you cheat at golf I got all huffy and bellowed "SO WHAT"!!!! Got your back pal

Finally, a kindred spirit.

And I got your back. Edgar PMed me and told me that you eat **** sandwiches. And I said, "No way! She doesn't like bread."

you made me laugh, just don't tell the others