ehbeth, I know your middle name!

tell us ( stern authoritarian voice)

no way (I want to live)

hey, I don't know her middle name.....

Oh, wait, yes I do! <snicker>

lol

respect my authoritah


Also, I'll protect you. What harm can Ehbeth do?

((runs away just in case Ehbeth appears))

eh's middle name is Beth, isn't it? I don't know her last name, though.

no

ehBeth - oh bethie - where are you....? I got locked out of hotmail....... just sos ya know I'm not blowing you off.....

I'm sure it's a german name, something like Helga,
or Giesela.

noooooo!

Beth! Betheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I swear I have no part in this!

What is Calamity's middle name?

I'm good at guessing games. Is Beth's middle name...ummm...Mulva?

Calamity appears to believe we are in "Cabaret"!

And now presenting the Cabaret Girls!
Rosie! (Rosie is so called because of the color of her
cheeks.) Lulu! (Oh, you like Lulu? Well, too bad!
So does Rosie.)Frenchie! (You know I like to order Frenchie
on the side. On your side Frenchie! Just kidding!)
Texas! (Yes, Texas is from America!But she's a very
cunning linguist!) Fritzie!
(Oh, Fritzie, please, will you stop that!
Already this week we have lost two waiters,
a table and three bottles of champagne up there.)
and Helga! (Helga is the baby. I'm just like a father
to her. So when she's bad, I spank her. And she's
very, very, very, very, very bad.)

Rosie, Lulu, Frenchie, Texas, Fritzie... Und Helga.
Each and every one a virgin! You don't believe me?
Well, don't take my word for it. Go ahead- try Helga!

What WAS the damn name?

I can never remember!!!!

I think Beth's middle name may be Lulu.

Ummm...Gipple? Naaah, that ain't it...oh yeah! Deloris!

I'm taking names and numbers.
No one gets out of here alive.



There's a little green-eyed, blonde woman who's in a lot of trouble right about now.

<squints and looks around - sniffs for chocolate - I know she's here somewhere>

Dolores!!!!! Yes!!! Thank you - I love you,


(In a very sisterly way)