Chicken consumption in US is immense...restaurants, markets, cost co, etc...it's estimated people consume 55 million chickens each year...that's a lot of chickens!!! Where are they coming from?? A chicken takes approx. 5 months to reach maturity ..so how can the supply be met? Hmmmmmmm...
Oh you didnt know? Sams walmrt grows chickens in test tubes. Livestock is now cloned in secret facilities. This is how demand is met. I only buy free-range farm grown chicken or I visit a local farm. Its cheaper too.
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seac
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Thu 16 Nov, 2017 07:30 pm
@visceral,
Yeah that is a lot of chickens being consumed. Every time I buy a chicken wing lunch plate, four chickens had to die for it.
theyve bred chickens with centipedes so the leg problem has been solved. Now were working on the wing problem. were thinking conjoinery.
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farmerman
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Fri 17 Nov, 2017 10:30 pm
@roger,
Stephen King wrote a story about a guy, marooned on an iland, survived by eating himself.
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centrox
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Sat 18 Nov, 2017 03:05 am
The truth is that there is nobody here but us chickens.
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ascribbler
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Mon 20 Nov, 2017 08:55 pm
@rosborne979,
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They’re probably getting in from another country. We should build a three foot high chicken wire fence along the border to keep them out.
Chickens are mistresses of deception. One look at the entrails on the shaman's altar is usually sufficient evidence for most.
Chickens are adroit at scratching a living, cf. tunnelling.
Chickens are thought by many to have been created by a supernatural being using intelligent design, engineering with a definitive pecking order.
Eggs have been known to be secreted in bodily cavities so deeply that NSFWorkers have downed tools in despair of retrieval.
Chickens were revered by the Apollonius of Tyana cult in the first century CE and are suspected of being culpable in the creation of the fish symbol and the invention of Thanksgiving and Xmas so that turkeys could do the hard yards and fish could loaf.
Even after being hung , drawn and quartered chicken will be wrapped in bacon to appear more seductive.
Joke from my youth (1964, age 12):
Q. What do you see if you pull down Mick Jagger's pants?
A. Two rolling stones and a little red rooster.
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ascribbler
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Sun 26 Nov, 2017 09:39 pm
@visceral,
I was winging it in the fast lane down Highway One one time when I was overtaken by a four-legged chicken doing about 95. It hung a left at the E10 Ranch and I followed. There was no sign of the chicken but the farmer said he tried breeding them like that for the extra legs. I asked him how they tasted and he looked at me kinda strange. He said he didn't know, he'd never been able to catch one.
Ever since , I've held myself accountable for my unsustainability.
haha...highway One is also famous for wild black boar getting massacred at night as they tried to cross road....interesting true story...a motorcyclist hit one, and he flew off bike, serious spinal injuries...he sued city and won $1 million...