Alvin and the chipmunks. Brittany question

When is our story due to be turned in?

Whenever you have time.

You may be waiting quite a time seeing as how this has the sound of being your assignment, not ours.

I presume that "Brittany the chipette" is a cartoon character of some kind. From the fact that she is described as having "feet", I imagine she is bipedal, like e.g. Deputy Dawg or Quick-Draw McGraw. Is the sticky marshmallow special in some magic way, or is it supposed to be like e.g. quicksand? This sounds like an exercise in imagination and writing.

In the last nearly 2 years, this individual has asked 5 questions about cartoon or real creatures getting their feet stuck in sticky stuff.

That's not something you'd imagine if you had my bloody kids.



Starting threads about imaginary characters getting stuck is harmless enough. I remember one poster who started a load of threads about supergluing people to lavatory seats.

My guess? It's not a school assignment. Look at his posting history. I bet it's some kind of bizarre fetish he has. Seriously. There's a theme to his posts.

Wow.
I just looked at this other posts.

Sounds like cake sitting.

Brittany squeaked at the top of her lungs, "Alvin, if you love me then you'd better put a ring on it".

Alvin said nothing.

He was too polite.

He was taught not to speak with one's mouth full.

Not even stopping to look up, Alvin continued to lick the sweet pink goo from one of Brittany's hind paws before slipping the ring onto her daintiest claw.

The winch on the tow truck did the rest.