Bi-Polar Bear wrote:Kristie I will work on refining all my methods to avoid growing up...
I've been trying but damn it, another year came again and I got older....I don't know what to do next.
older and more mature are NOT connected in any way....
Increase penis size by up to three inches!
Same resolution as last year, but the pills I ordered off the internet didn't seem to work. So I'll just have to double the dose.
Also, my mom said every time that I play with myself, a little kitten gets sent to hell. I'm going to have to take it easy on the me time.
Good luck with your resolutions everybody!!!!!!!
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:older and more mature are NOT connected in any way....
no...who said they were? I agree that some older people are immature and some younger people are mature. However, the longer you do something for, the better you get at it. Or the better you should get at it. Some people are hopeless.
Kristie wrote:"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
I am not making any. Except to have a hell of a good time!
Great philosophy Kristie!
Gargamel:
Gus: I'll be waiting for you with a little piece of used training equipment, used to train Green Bay Packers receivers to get them used to Brett Favre's throws.
I like that 'have more picnics' resolution.
I may adopt it.
I love picnics!
This one is for Bill:
http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/homeworkout/homeworkout.html
Here's one for JustWonders:
http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/closet/closet.html
There's no hope for Freeduck (Yeah, like an hour a day on A2K is even thinkable!)
Mine are as follows:
1. Double my daily intake of cigarettes.
2. Eat more junk food.
3. Double intake of cheap, disgusting beer.
4. Have more one-night stands with strangers.
5. Quit all use of condoms and other safe-sex paraphernalia.
6. Stop all exercise except masturbation
7. Double frequency of masturbation. Four times a day just ain't cutting it anymore.
Wish me luck!
Have cameras follow kickycan everwhere, create another reality show (the adventures of the FUBAR brigade) and make a fortune, retire, go to warm luscious country and troll beach with frothy cocktailey-type-drinkies, pick up young hot lover and bask in the warmth of his adoration, until I get bored with him (or he with me) and ... well that should take care of 2005.
Survival with grace and dignity.
Ah, that'll be easy for you, Noddy.
Thanks for the vote of confidence, Squinney.
How about The Green Door tonight?
Last chance folks... fess up!
