Which would you rather?

Neither!

I'll take the sleep and forgo the bath.

I'll go with the sleep....alone probably....

If you didn't bathe for a year, you would not have any friends or a job...so you would have plenty of time to sleep :wink:

Sleep.

If I stunk, people would finally leave me the hell alone.

I'll go with one hour of sleep...that's too damn many hours of consciousness to smell myself otherwise...

I can't get along if I don't get my 12 hours a night.

oooooooOOOO, not sure about this...Hum, if I didn't bath for a year, I'd smell like something had crawled up my arse and died, thus I'd be left alone and could sleep. And..if I got one hour a sleep a night and even then smelled good, I'd be left alone, cause I'd be one bitch to have to deal with...lol

Choices......Choices! Guess I'd take one hour of sleep a night, cause I can't go around stinkin'...and I'm already hard to deal with.

Do you really think you could get by on one hour a night? That would be excruciating if possible.

Is there something wrong with not bathing for a year?

I mean, as long as you change your underwear every week?

I'm confused.

I would go without bathing, I'd rather smell and sleep, then smell good and be sleepless. Granted you would go crazy losing that much sleep ( you'd be nuts by the end of the first week, but you'd smell good) and if you couldn't bathe then you would probably get really sick from all the bacteria!! So either way you lose!!

No, this isn't a lose-lose situation. Sleep is the clear answer. Think about it this way, it wouldn't matter if you stank to high heaven, because you would be asleep, and wouldn't notice. Then, if you did end up getting deathly ill from bacteria, you wouldn't care, because you would be sleeping. If you died, it would be in your sleep. Now, smelling good, only getting 1 hour of sleep a night and having to deal with the outside world would eventually lead you to do something crazy, and you would probably end up in jail. You would smell good, but only sleep 1 hour a night, leaving 23 hours to be someone's prison bitch. I'll take sleep.

Does anyone else have any would you rathers?????

Like would you rather say the word 'hippittyhippityhulaho' after every sentence you speak for a year or sneeze everytime you heard the word 'the' for a year?


I would choose to say 'hippittyhippityhulaho' after every sentence. 'hippittyhippityhulaho'. I would hate to sneeze for that much! 'hippittyhippityhulaho'

I would choose to sneeze after everytime someone said 'the' all you would have to do is coomunicate with people by writing things down or put ear plugs in! Or you could just avoid people for a year, and make sure you put the captions on the tv and mute it because they say 'the' and don't listen to the radio either!!! Don't answer the phones or go into a busy mall or store! Just stay at home for a year and it will be one quiet year!!!!

I would rather go down on Janet Reno every day for four years than have bush as president every year for four years....

Indeed that is interesting

Would you rather spend a week alone, on LSD, at the Neverland Ranch with Michael Jackson, or have diarrhea once a day for the rest of your life?

Would you rather spend a week alone, on LSD, at the Neverland Ranch with Michael Jackson, or have diarrhea once a day for the rest of your life?

LSD ONE IT WOULD BE FUNNY