The List of the Mohicans
Natty Bumpo goes grocery shopping.
Salem's Lit
A guy tries to locate a vampire amid the pot-smoking denizens of Salem.
Ben Her
A hot chariot racer rethinks his gender.
The Count of Monte Cristo
Based on the film No O Nanette, this turgid yet compelling romance comes close but it's no cigar as our heroine's moniker is secreted right up until the very end.
A Wrinkle in Tome
Dead people time travel.
@jespah,
Wouldn't that just be a dog-eared book?
The Rise and Fall of the Roman Umpire
Riders of the Purple Rage
@edgarblythe,
Damascus Date by Robert Stone: Romance percolates between two disgruntled religious fundamentalists.
A Spaniard in the Worms
In His Own Trite
@edgarblythe,
The Bungle Book by Rudyard Kipling
