The true face of Mary and Jesus

So blue-eyed white people lived in the Middle East 2,000 years ago?

May I please have what you're smoking?

It is possible that there were blue eyed folk down in the Nazareth area back then. People did travel, both on land and by ship. I'm not saying that Heyzeus and Mary were blue eyed, just that there is a possibility, same as the chance of getting red hair or blonde hair when living in the middle east region.



Or maybe Heyzeus was actually the product of a sinful union between two Swedes who had an overextended vacation and made up a story to cover their tracks.

Jespah,
Can you deny the evidence of your eyes? These are obviously long-lost photographs of Jesus and Mary. Thank goodness they have finally been found!!

Fan fiction is fun!

Yeah, I used to have a skeleton of George Washington. It was taken when he was a very small boy.

I misplaced it the last time I moved.

George's skeleton is in my closet (sorry Roger, I am not giving it back).

probably closer but without the halos. And I don't think they would have been that clean...

WRONG!

This is our Lord and Savior!

Meet Jesus...