Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the party door.
"'Tis some Moderator," I muttered, "tapping at the door-
Only this, and nothing more."
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating,
"'Tis some Moderator entreating entrance at the party door-
Some late visitor entreating entrance at the door;-
This it is, and nothing more."
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
"Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at the party door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you"- here I opened wide the door;-
Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou, I said, "art no Craven."
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the Nightly shore-
Quoth the Raven, "Happy Christmas, to all."
Please remember to leave some cookies and milk out for the ?'Back-room guys'
Apologies to E.A.P.