So what happened was, I was too engrossed in an intense phone chat and so focused that I stepped between two dogs apparently butt-to-butt !! Goodness Gracious but that squeaks !!
Good god but that grunts ! Good gracious, how audacious ! My word, how they were heard !
Moral of the story: Don't use a smart phone while walking in the dark.
Can I use "apparently"
Oh absolutely, Coco