Who is the best batsmen in the world?

Which one?

I thought he meant recognition for his choice of headgear.

The bat's wearing a hat?

So anyway. I thought a baseman was the guy behind the guitarist.

Know what they call a bassman with no girlfriend?


Homeless.

The answer you seek is an Indian.

"It’s one way to serve the country. Join the Indian Army as a soldier, train to be a lean, mean fighting machine, and spend half your time polishing shoes of officers, serving their wives tea or taking their dogs for walks. And they call you a Batman".

Yeah, Cleveland is cool. Is that the name of their marching band? Oh, wait. That's basketball. I thought that said "Bandmen". Go Redskins!

"Batter up" ?
"Batsman up" ?

Decisions decisions...?

If the game is played with a bats, the choice should be clear.