How many days in a row have you worn the same underpants?

This.............................^ and ..............^...............that one.

Okay, I'll tell you, but you have to promise to give me something in return...what can you offer me?

What do you want that you don't already possess? Kickypants.

Would you like a sigarette? Dolci baci......languide carezze?

Hmmmm...I want you to write a detailed penthouse letter in Gus's thread starring me...oh, and if you could throw a monkey into the mix, that would be great.

And that was my 7000th post!

My stories stink!................................Did you say monkey?

Oh, congrats on your bazillionth post.

Oh, come on, they do not. And even if they did, who cares? It's not like this is the writer's workshop here! We're just a bunch of boneheads on an internet forum having fun...come on, you can do it.

My stories are to vivid for A2K. It's no fun if I have to censor my true thoughts.

Well, okay, then why don't you write it, PM it to me, and then I will edit it for you so that it isn't "too hot for A2K".

Or you can just gimme a cigarette.

And a dollar.

I'll think about it.

I love how the word -carezze- is pronounced in Italian. Say it slowly and softly, mmmmm.

A dollar, for what?

Okay, here's what you do.

The easy way. Just move your cursor up to here---->æ<----and highlight the character. Then copy it and paste it whereever you want.

The other way, if you have the same setup as most PCs: Click on the START button, and look for something called "character map". Click on it, and then just look for the character you want, double click on it, copy it, and paste it in.

So where's my cigarette and dollar?

caaaaarrrreeeeeeezzzzeeeeeeee...

By the way, today is the first time I've ever worn the same underwear for two days in a row. But it's not really gross, considering I haven't pissed, farted, or taken a crap in two days.

I'm tired. I'm going to bed now. Goodnight.

Goodnight.