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I'M RICH! I'M RICH! What Does Everyone Want?

 
 
Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 04:43 pm
Just got this in my e-mail. Can't WAIT to let Mr. Martins John know which account to put it in.


___________________________________________________________________________

FROM: THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR,
GOVERNMENT ACCREDITED LICENSED LOTTERY PROMOTERS.
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT
UNIPAL LOTTERY NETHERLAND.
48/50 AMSTER-WEG AMSTELVEEN
AMSTERDAM HOLLAND
THE NETHERLAND.

DEAR SIR/MADAM,

RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "A" DRAWS
Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice, the
results of the Category "A" draws of UNIPAL LOTTERY
Netherland.
We are happy to inform you that you have
emerged a winner under the Third Category, which is
part of our promotional draws. The draws were held on
the 5thJulyl 2004 and results were officially
announced after the draws.Participants were
selected through a computer ballot system drawn from
4,000,000 names/email addresses of individuals and
companies from Africa, America, Asia, Australia,
Canada, Europe, Middle East, and New Zealand as part
of our International Promotions Program.

You/Your company, attached to ticket number
3344/6181-44, with serial number 72-76 drew the lucky
numbers 19, 21, 25, 30, 41, 54 (44), and consequently
won in the Category "A".

You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of
1,500,000.00 (One Million Five Hundred Thousand
United state dollars) in cash, which is the winning
payout for Category "A" winners. This is from the
total prize money of 13,000,000.00 shared among the
2 international winners in this category.


CONGRATULATIONS!


In your best interest and also to avoid mix up of
numbers and names of any kind, we request that you keep the
entire details of your award strictly from public notice
until the process of transferring your claims has been
completed, and your funds remitted to your account.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid double
claiming or unscrupulous acts by
participants/nonparticipants of this program.


We also wish to bring to your notice our mid year
(2004) high stakes where you stand a chance of winning
up to 40.Million, we hope that with a part of your
prize you will participate.

Please contact your claims agent immediately, to begin
your claims process;

MR.MARTINS JOHN
CLAIM AGENT/VERIFYING HOUSE
UNIPAL LOTTO NETHERLAND

For due processing and remittance of your prize money
to a designated account of your choice.

Remember, you must contact your claim agent not later
than 2weeks. After this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed.

NOTE: For easy reference and identification, Find
below your reference and Batch numbers. Note that you
are to forward this email to the the finance firm in your
first correspondence with them, wether by email or fax.


REFERENCE NUMBER: ULN/6191/111-02/04
BATCH NUMBER: 18211-TH
Congratulations once again from all our staff and
thank you for being part of our promotions program.


Sincerely,

MARTINS JOHN.

THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR,
UNIPAL LOTTERY NETHERLAND.


N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the
winners will result to disqualification. Please do not
reply to this mail. Contact your claims agent.

____________________________________________________________________________________


So, what does everyone want? Post your mailing address and I'll make sure you get everything next week.
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fishin
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 04:45 pm
Damn it! *rips up lottery tickets*

I was sure I was going to win this time!

Very Happy
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 04:47 pm
Oboy I'm at the head of the line. I need a business loan of $50 thou, please.
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colorbook
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 04:53 pm
I'll accept whatever you think is fair...I'd like to own a laptop and I think maybe a new car would be nice. Cool
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realjohnboy
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 05:09 pm
Congratulations, squinney. I don't want anything for myself. The refrigerator box I live in underneath the I-95 overpass is quite comfortable, although a little chilly. But I'm not complaining about that, mind you. My three-legged dog, Skippy, could use some help, though. All I'm asking for is a few hundred bucks, well maybe a thousand. I'm not asking for 50 thousand like that crook who posted first. He's a scammer. I'm not. Did I mention that Skippy only has one eye? Please send the money, preferably in cash, to my friend ... realjohnboy.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 05:14 pm
Congratulations!

I would like to retire and move to Italy. I need enough cash to live in a decent place on the Amalfi coast for about forty years, if you could manage it.

Thanks,

Kicky
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 05:18 pm
Can I borrow a quarter?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 05:24 pm
To clarify my earlier plea: I need the money to invest in lottery tickets, a sound business venture. As you see, I have a sound plan and will only need the loan for a short period.
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squinney
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 06:18 pm
Um, I'll have to know the exchange rate Kicky, in order to know how much you'll need. Be sure to find a place with guest quarters for A2K company.

Evidently lottery tickets ARE a great investment, Edgar. I didn't even have to buy this one and I still won!

Shewolfmm - I need your address to send the quarter. Just post it here and I'll copy it down after dinner.

Jeesh! Can you guys believe that John guy trying to rip me off? Like I'd know which bridge to send the money to...C'mon. I wasn't born yesterday! Smile
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 06:25 pm
You're one lucky lady, Squinney. Sheesh, if I had that kind'a money I'd prob'ly...prob'ly...well, buy I new pair of shoes or something.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 06:29 pm
Just spend it all on yourself, squinney. You deserve it.

You deserve a bigger pool, and a spiffy new guest room, and new guest towels, and some extra gin in the bar in the guest quarters.




I'll call theBear to get directions tomorrow. Very Happy
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 06:31 pm
urrrrrrrrrrkle!
getting rid of evidence of double post
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realjohnboy
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 06:53 pm
I had a shoe one time. I wore it when I was growing up in the mountains of Virginia. My little sister wore the other one. Every day we would trade, Some days I'd have the left one and some days I'd have the right one...
Screw this.
Fill the pool with gin, squinney, we're coming on down to NC. Let's all get nakid!
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:10 pm
I thought you won the big one years ago, finding Bear?
Suddenly you care about monies?
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:11 pm
Don't tell Bear,he's bound to put the monies in to guitars... and amps... and lights...
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squinney
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:11 pm
It's always been about the big one... I just never clarrified.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:46 pm
I've still got a great deal of research to do into the phenonomen of water going down the toilet the other way in Australia. Just shove fistfuls of that funny green stuff you call greenbacks into an A4-sized envelope and post them to me. Thanks for your help. Science needs people like you.

And it's like tax-deductable (actually it's tacks-deductable, even better - don't believe me, just ask the IRS).
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 08:52 pm
i was gonna request sumpin'... but seeing these 2 posts together was the best:

kickycan wrote:
Congratulations!

I would like to retire and move to Italy. I need enough cash to live in a decent place on the Amalfi coast for about forty years, if you could manage it.

Thanks,

Kicky

shewolfnm wrote:
Can I borrow a quarter?

thanks!
Laughing
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Jim
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2004 01:16 am
Congratulations Squinney.

May I have a ham and cheese sandwich?
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willow tl
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2004 02:13 am
I know this is so bland...but i need a car...nothing fancy mind you...one that gets good gas mileage..barring that...I think ehBeth has the right idea..you should spend it on yourself...:-) best wishes love!
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