@tsarstepan,
13 Funny Toilet Paper Names You Would Use Gladly:
1. "Wipe It Out Toilet Paper" - Guaranteed Everything Gone
2. Bum Fodder (slang)
3. Velvet Touch
4. Ring Roll (slang)
5. Pimp My Towel
6. Date Roll (slang)
7. Better Soaker Upper
8. Tow-rag (Maritime slang for a length of rope that was towed behind a vessel and pulled up to do the necessary when necessary)
9. DA Form 1 - more army slang
10. Shakings (Maritime slang for the fibres that settled on deck
after airing and drying and 'shaking' sails prior to storing)
11.
Three seashells - reference from the 1993 sci-fi flick, Demolition Man
12. Underwear