@coluber2001,
13 jobs you would suck at:
1. Opera singer
2. Pole Dancer
3. Ironworker on a skyscraper
4. Dental teeth cleaner, they're always sucking s*** out of patients mouths.
5. Algebra teacher, "Hmm, I think that's right."
6. Fixing pot holes on bridges over night.
7. Teaching Grannies how to suck eggs
8. Working in a brothel
9. Piano player in a bar "Is that middle C?"
10. Tightrope Walker
11. Being a "Confidence" Operator
12. Computer repairman
13. Vacuum Cleaner Salesman