@BillW,
13 Greatest (or not so great) religious verses, sayings - real or humorous:
1. "Let there be light!"
2. 'If God is your co-pilot, switch seats'
3. The difference is the identity. Buddhist credo, I think.
4. If you're doing business with a religious son of a bitch get it in writing because his word don't mean **** not with the Good Lord telling him how to **** you on the deal.
5. "The universe appears to be expanding, much like cooked pasta, as illustrated by observed light from distant galaxies shifting toward the Marinara Spectrum." The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
6. "Righteousness is the best good and it is happiness.
Happiness is to her/him who is righteous
for the sake of the best righteousness."
-Zoroastrianism
7. On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days
8.Nothing is more precious than independence and liberty. Ho Chi Minh.
9. With or without religion you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things
10. Religion is the opiate of the masses - Karl Marx
11. 'Religion is an illusion and it derives its strength from its readiness to fit in with our instinctual wishful impulses' - Sigmund Freud
12. "Whenever there is decay of righteousness... and there is exaltation of unrighteousness, then I Myself come forth... for the destruction of evil-doers, for the sake of firmly establishing righteousness, I am born from age to age." --- KRISHNA- Bhagavad Gita- fourth discourse
13. "I have never, not for one moment, been tempted toward religion of any kind." Isaac Asimov.