Someone say something interesting, please.

This past weekend at a bar I started talking to some girl, and she had the most annoying voice I've ever heard: she had a very thick Kentucky accent, and had a high pitched voice like a 7 year old girl(anyone ever watch Loveline? One main reason for this, it's a sign the girl was molested at a young age).

Anyway, I looked at her and said "are you serious with that accent? You do realize you're in public right now, don't you?" I didn't care if she was insulted, she wasn't hot.

Moments later she hit on me. What's wrong with people?

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Hmmm...tarot card disappearances, native amerian voting rights, bras that cost millions, maggot infested dog rectums, big tits with inverted nipples...this is an interesting thread!

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dyslexia wrote:

Now that's funny, a 10 million $ bra that kicks butt. Must contain a lot of sag.(but not very well)

Oh, dyslexia! It is gorgeous!! Go to victoriassecret.com for a sneak peek, then tell me what you think. Smile

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I have a tattoo on the small area of skin between my anus and my testicles that says "If you can read this you're just close enough"

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So last night I'm bangin' this guy in the a&#, and he reaches back and starts playing with my b@(#@.

I jump back, I'm like "WHOA! What, this guy a f#&????"

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Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:

This past weekend at a bar I started talking to some girl, and she had the most annoying voice I've ever heard: she had a very thick Kentucky accent, and had a high pitched voice like a 7 year old girl(anyone ever watch Loveline? One main reason for this, it's a sign the girl was molested at a young age).

Anyway, I looked at her and said "are you serious with that accent? You do realize you're in public right now, don't you?" I didn't care if she was insulted, she wasn't hot.

Moments later she hit on me. What's wrong with people?

Now Slappy....I told you at one point that everyone loves you. You gotta start be believing in me, man. Eight to eighty, blind, crippled or crazy. they all think you are the man! Smile

**disclaimer: the "blind, crippled or crazy" comment is in no way intended to offend, ridicule, dishonor, humiliate, disrespect or hurt the feelings of any persons with disabilities, living or passed**

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Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:

So last night I'm bangin' this guy in the a&#, and he reaches back and starts playing with my b@(#@.

I jump back, I'm like "WHOA! What, this guy a f#&????"

That is hilarious! Where is that from?

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man i hope we dont have to start running disclaimers on all of our post... that would suck.

** but the word suck i no way intended to imply anything other then it being horrilbe. its is no way a sexual inuendo.**

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Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

I have a tattoo on the small area of skin between my anus and my testicles that says "If you can read this you're just close enough"

Oh that area! My former husband always used to refer to that as a "taint" because it "t'aint his rectum and it t'aint his testicles. I just think it was much easier for him to say than perineum. Razz

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Say something interesting. Hmmm, let's see ...
OK: "vestibule"

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Lady J wrote:

Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
I have a tattoo on the small area of skin between my anus and my testicles that says "If you can read this you're just close enough"

Oh that area! My former husband always used to refer to that as a "taint" because it "t'aint his rectum and it t'aint his testicles. I just think it was much easier for him to say than perineum.

perineum, taint....he pronunciation pales in comparison with the difficulty of getting the tattoo done.....or lying still for it :wink:

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kickycan wrote:

Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
So last night I'm bangin' this guy in the a&#, and he reaches back and starts playing with my b@(#@.

I jump back, I'm like "WHOA! What, this guy a f#&????"

That is hilarious! Where is that from?

A guy friend said it to me once. This is f'n hysterical if said at the right time/place. For example, I was eating dinner with a couple friends one night at a restaurant, and when the table was silent, I said this with a completely straight face, but like I was fired up about it.

Of course, substitute "bangin'" with a more choice word, then pause after the word "ass," so people soak in what you just said before continuing.

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Seed wrote:

man i hope we dont have to start running disclaimers on all of our post... that would suck.

** but the word suck i no way intended to imply anything other then it being horrilbe. its is no way a sexual inuendo.**

I hope not too, seed. I just had visions of all sorts of backlash from that one if I didn't say something......and, being rather new here, I didn't want anyone to begin to think I was an a$$h0l3 right off the bat! Smile

Someone say something interesting, please.

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