Someone say something interesting, please.

i got nothing kicky... perhaps its a sign of the times

My wife and I were in Madison about a month ago and decided to go shopping at a Half-Price Books store. I was lookingthrough history and sociology books until I discovered the large selection of albumns that they had (yes the vinyl kind).

While I kept myself occupied there for awhile my wife found a tarot card deck and a tarot reading book that she found interesting. She decided to buy it.

When we got home to Milwaukee we unloaded the car and proceeded inside where she placed BOTH the tarot deck and book on the table.

We woke up in the morning and, while the book was still there, the deck of tarot cards was gone. She SWEARS that she had them together and placed them both ob the table. But there is no explanation as to where the cards went.

She is convinced it was satan and that she is going to burn in hell. So what do you think... are we screwed?

my friend didn't wash the bum of her dog and maggots grew on it. poo got stuck on the dog's fur and they didn't notice. disgusting.

ohi could barf on that one Joah...

JP... i hope you have fire insuarnce

Native Americans did not receive full sufferage (right to vote) until Voting Rights Act of 1965 as amended in 1970, 1975, and 1982. Citizenship had not been granted until Congress passed the Indian Citizenship Act in 1924. The Emancipation of Slaves ommited native americans because they were considered savages rather than human beings.

I think you better give her her cards back and quit playing that mean 'your gonna burn in hell' joke on her.

Ha HA! I swear I didn't do it!

:wink: sure you didn't :smile:

The bartender where I do my karaoke show tonight has amazing tits and she likes to show them off.....

inverted nipples?

One time in a Greyhound bus station I asked a guy wearing sunglasses to watch my guitar while I bought a ticket.
When I came back he was tapping the case with a white cane.

in 5/4 time?

Victoria's Secret 10 million dollar diamond bra is now available for Christmas. It kicks butt!

Man mistakenly burns cash for heat

The Associated Press
Posted November 11 2004, 6:16 AM EST


OSLO, Norway -- A Norwegian who felt a bit chilly after a night on the town and decided to stoke his fireplace didn't really have money to burn. It just turned out that way.

What he realized too late was that the paper he used to start the blaze was a stack of bills, worth about 15,000 kroner (US$2,400; euro1,830), the regional newspaper Avisa Nordland reported Thursday.

"I came home late at night after a party, and wanted a beer before I went to bed," he told the newspaper. "It was cold in the living room, but there was a glow in the wood stove."

So the man, identified only as being his 50s, grabbed a handful of paper next to the stove and tossed it in.

"I discovered too late that the envelope of money had fallen onto the floor with the kindling paper," he said. He said the cash had been payment for an artwork he had sold earlier in the day.

Had there been anything left of the bills, he might have been able to exchange some of it for undamaged bills at the state Bank of Norway, but the wood stove was too efficient.

The man, who lives on the Arctic Lofoten Islands of northwestern Norway, told the newspaper his tale of woe on the condition that it did not publish his name.

Now that's funny, a 10 million $ bra that kicks butt. Must contain a lot of sag.(but not very well)

I don't have anything interesting to say. I just wanted to post.

your think bubble says it all kristie

what can I say?

hmm i could think of a lot of things... but they shouldnt be said here...