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What are the 5 things you always need in your handbag?

 
 
Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2017 06:13 am
Important things that you can't forget to carry in handbag.
 
blatham
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2017 07:24 am
@EllaJamesD,
Do you mean, things apart from what your male companion needs you to carry for him?
jespah
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2017 07:30 am
@blatham,
Compact flamethrower, key to the city, the one ring of power, a TOS-era communicator, and dental floss.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2017 07:31 am
@EllaJamesD,
1. Monkey's paw;
2. Android smart phone;
3. Phone charger;
4. House keys;
5. Three sticks of dynamite...;
Damnit!
6. Matches.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2017 08:41 am
What's your name?
Little Blue: Little Blue Riding Hood.
Joe: Where ya' going, ma'am?
Little Blue: Grandma's house.
Joe: Yes, ma'am. Whad'ya got in the basket?
Little Blue (defensively): Whad'ya trying to say, I got something in the
basket I shouldn't have?
Joe: No, ma'am, I didn't say that.
Little Blue: Then whad'ya asking me all these questions for?
Joe: Just routine, ma'am, we just wanna' get the facts. May I have a look
in that basket, ma'am?
Little Blue: Be my guest.
Joe: Let's see. Sawed-off shotgun. Knife. Bludgeon. Box of dumdum
shells. Nothing suspicious here. All right, ma'am, we may want to talk to
you later, so don't leave the woods.

From
Little Blue Riding Hood
by
Stan Freberg
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2017 09:10 am
@jespah,
jespah wrote:

a TOS-era communicator

I bet my Samsung Galaxy S7 has more RAM than the original Star Trek communicator. That's not even 2G internet?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2017 09:18 am
transit tokens
keys
dog treats
gum
sunglasses

hmmmm guess I don't need a purse. a pocket will be fine.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2017 09:32 am
@ehBeth,
You guys still have transit tokens? Huh.... Kind of quaint.
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PUNKEY
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2017 12:31 pm
magnifying glass
small compass
small makeup bag
keys
phone

other musts are pens with small paper pad, gum, checkbook
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Krumple
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2017 12:38 pm
@EllaJamesD,
EllaJamesD wrote:

Important things that you can't forget to carry in handbag.


A gun
A knife
Duct tape
Cellphone charger
Cough drops

In no particular order
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2017 12:46 pm
@EllaJamesD,
1. a change purse inside...
2. a clutch inside...
3. a drawstring bag inside...
4. a pocketbook inside...
5. a messenger or book bag...

Inside a large Samsonite or American Tourister bag.
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