When I was a surfer.

hes wearing one of those full body colostomy baags

I was just digging through some old photo albums and uncovered a photo of me examining the sea before the competition of '28.

I remember that day like it was yesterday. My thoughts were troubled. "Can you win, Gus?" I thought over and over as I watched the foaming sea beckon me toward her dangerous embrace. Finally, seconds after that photo was taken, I entered the water....



Little did I know I was on the precipice of propelling myself forever into
California surfer lore.

People still sit around campfires on the beach and speak in hushed, reverential tones about the day that Gustav Ratzenhofer, like a bronzed Greek statue with penis exposed, rode the mighty wave into the history books.

Luckily it was caught on film

That ain't his knee!!!

Hiya Gus, good to see your still 'hangin' around.

Ceili! Where've ya been?

CEILI!!!!!!

Hi, Ceili. I would be more exuberant about your return, but I fear treachery. You surfaced before only to disappear again.

My life has been hell since you left.

Don't torment me any more.

I know you'll be leaving again.

Ceili!! How the hell are you?

I'm great! No treachery here my friends - just a wicked schedule. Glad to be back.
I've missed you all so much. Been reading the posts for a while, not sure where I should jump in.
Decided the water should be warm enough in a surf thread. LOL

Ceili!


Here's hoping you've been busy sweating and moaning. :wink:

Sadly, not as much as I'd like of late, but if you know any willing bodies in the far north...I'm up for grabs ( as it were). ;-}

ok, all you Canajuns go over there , get in a big group hug, then we gotta get back to the Gus problem.

hes loose, hes off his meds, and hes naked as a baby robin.

Welcome back Ceili


Farmerman, what kinds of meds do you think Gus has to take...and are they legal?

Here colorbook, I found a label from Gus's medicine jar.

Thanks Panzade...maybe he hasn't been following the directions…his problem may be that he has been taking this orally or rectally instead of applying it to his feet.

Something tells me Gus may have been swallowing that stuff instead of putting it on his feet. God, I hope I'm wrong.


(Edit: colorbook, are we reading each other's minds? heehee!)

Gosh Eva, we think alike

Ha!

<waving at Ceili!>