Oh god no! Don't mention the roto-rooter!
What about Abel, with the cable?
(Trans-Urethral Resection of the Prostate? Thanks, but no thanks.)
Oh dear - we is getting lower and lower! That acronym even makes ME shrivel!
better PURPle than TURPle...
littlek stuck a feather in her hat and called it Macarana.
I think I've twisted those lyrics to something akin to that that, dys.
(sure, go ahead and turn it back to something tasteful. what is it we're coping with right now, by the way?)
With a theory based on that of the four elements, by the Middle Ages health was though to depend on a balance of four fluids, or humors, in the human body: fire corresponded to blood; air to yellow bile; water to phlegm; and earth to black bile
Hence "phelgmatic" and "bilious." Those who were melancholy were thought to suffer from an excess of black bile, methinks.