2001 Onion Archives
Among the headlines in that issue:
American Life Turns Into Bad Jerry Bruckheimer Movie
God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule
Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell: 'We Expected Eternal Paradise For This,' Say Suicide Bombers
Not Knowing What Else To Do, Woman Bakes American-Flag Cake
Point-Counterpoint: America's Response:We Must Retaliate With Blind Rage vs. We Must Retaliate With Measured, Focused Rage...
U.S. Vows To Defeat Whoever It Is We're At War With