@Blickers,
Quote:some people can sound humorous even doing something very routine
I rarely if ever use the word 'about' to mean 'in my possession' since the incident at the check-out that time.
The cashier had scanned all the items and then said "Is that all?", somewhat peremptorily.
In was at that very moment I made to mistake of saying "You mean apart from the items I have secreted about my person?", in my most jocular and dulcet tones.
She looked at me and I looked at her for what seemed quite some time because it was.
I looked for her all the time after that but never saw her again.