Can Superman's Farts Kill?

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[+3] - DrewDad - 01/25/2017Does Superman fart? Or does he super-supress his farts and then fly out past the Moon once a week to release them? Or is this why he can fly?

Superman is an imaginary, cartoon character so it's not an important question.

A better and more reality-based question is, Could one of God's farts blow out the Sun?

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I used to work with a guy who farted often. I suspect the smell alone could have been lethal, had one gotten trapped in a room with him.

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"The Spleen" was well known for his feared flatulence.

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@edgarblythe,

Yes. The weaponized fart. It's a thing.

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@blatham,

blatham wrote:

A better and more reality-based question is, Could one of God's farts blow out the Sun?

I might have trouble sleeping tonight. #thanksblatham

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@tsarstepan,

I know. Universal heath death (2nd Law of Thermodynamics) is bad enough but add in a vast lingering God fart and that's a worrisome prospect.

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@tsarstepan,

In a related question, I've spent years wondering what physically happens to Lois Lane at the moment Superman ejaculates.

Seems to me that unless he wants to face a manslaughter charge, Clark Kent would be better off practicing onanism.

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Kryptonite condoms of course.

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@McGentrix,

Green kryptonite condoms, which weakens him, might cause Superman to need a Viagra prescription.

Red kryptonite has unpredictable results. Red kryptonite condoms might send Superman chasing after The Flash.

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Not a chance against this guy.

http://i2.wp.com/vizbloguk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/151_fartpants.gif

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@tsarstepan,

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#Askingforafriend?

Careful Tsar you'll come under attack by dozens of TAATANE; after all, you might confusion, with 'As King Forafar I end,' very famous suicide note

https://www.google.com/?client=safari&channel=mac_bm#channel=mac_bm&q=king+forfar

So you better offer apologies lest they tear you apart

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@tsarstepan,

Does Superman fart?

Or does he super-supress his farts and then fly out past the Moon once a week to release them?

Or is this why he can fly?

Can Superman's Farts Kill?

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