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cavfancier wrote:

Kristie wrote:
cavfancier wrote:
Catholic chicks are the nastiest in bed...

It's cuz we're repressed....and it feels so good to be so bad.... :wink:

Yep, and that wasn't the only reason I dated them in school and eventually married one. The look on their parents faces when they discovered I was a Jew was almost better than the sex.

he he he......

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like Mary Magdelene's folks must have felt.....

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Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

like Mary Magdelene's folks must have felt.....

As it happens, that was the school where I pooled my high school disciples.

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I attended "Our Lady Of Perpetual Heat"........the nuns wore leather and fishnet habits.....when they spanked you.....well....it made you want to be bad.....

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Bad habits indeed...

My favourite church in my city is United actually, and is called the St. James-Bond United Church. Well....the fantasy situations are endless really.

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speaking of all this church stuff...

I saw Passion of the Christ this weekend. Wow. Anyone seen this? He is a good actor. Really like him.

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Kristie wrote:

speaking of all this church stuff...

I saw Passion of the Christ this weekend. Wow. Anyone seen this? He is a good actor. Really like him.

Who? Jesus? I thought he was serious these last two thousand years and now you say he was just acting? This changes everything...........

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Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

Kristie wrote:
speaking of all this church stuff...

I saw Passion of the Christ this weekend. Wow. Anyone seen this? He is a good actor. Really like him.

Who? Jesus? I thought he was serious these last two thousand years and now you say he was just acting? This changes everything...........

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Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

Kristie wrote:
speaking of all this church stuff...

I saw Passion of the Christ this weekend. Wow. Anyone seen this? He is a good actor. Really like him.

Who? Jesus? I thought he was serious these last two thousand years and now you say he was just acting? This changes everything...........

I bet it took alot of make up to make jesus look so dang young! Hollywood is amazing!!!!!
Laughing

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shewolfnm wrote:

I have hard that too LadyJ.
I also agree.... If the tables were turned and I had a penis, I would start my day:

1) Shower, jack off in shower
2) dress to the left, then the right, jack off
3) get a blow job
4) jack off
5) sit in front of the tv and stroke myself ... probally resulting in jacking off
6) shower, jack of again
.... I dont think i would ever stop. Men have it SOO easy in the orgasim dept. >sigh< Im almost jealous.

I'm just catching up on this hilarious thread but...

that's exactly what every teenage boy does (with the exception of "3", which he wishes would happen) Laughing

- when he discovers the wonderful equipment that he's been blessed with.

After a while, the other things in life prevent us from following our pastime so diligently.

It's one of the wonders to us that a much lower % of women seem to take the same pleasure in regular fiddling with their own box of tricks! Laughing

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Oh yes.
We women love to flick the 'pea'
Rock the 'little man in the boat'
' Cream the taco"

... ahh.. you get the picture. ;-)

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I do agree though,
It is sad that alot of women still think that masturbation is bad , or 'useless' .
The only bad thing about it is that it isnt easy enough for me to do in public?! hahaha
Having a hole in MY pocket isnt quite enough reach..
haahhahha

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It's one of the wonders to us that a much lower % of women seem to take the same pleasure in regular fiddling with their own box of tricks!

Because if we fiddled as much as men the world would stop rotating Laughing

I play my music as the days allow as it helps with the "tricks" when the penis bow thinks it is mightier than the fiddle. Shocked

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Fiddle dee dee, fiddle dee dum,
masturbate, chicks, to see how it's done.
As you all know, men have no clue,
rub on, so you'll know how to say what to do.

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fiddle dee dum
fiddle dee dee
a man with no clue is worthless to me.
teaching a man, it takes too long!
for it never fails they get it wrong.
Not that there's not fun in the tryin
if i said that, I would be lyin.
fiddle dee dee
fiddle dee dum
let's get them first learning to hum.
vibrating lips and a fast flicking tongue
let's me know the work has begun.
If he keeps up, and doesn't tire
he has begun, to stroke the fire.

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Just a flicking tongue? Have thee not heard of the Venus Butterfly?

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cavfancier wrote:

Just a flicking tongue? Have thee not heard of the Venus Butterfly?

Only in references from L.A. Law...but if you're willing to share I am willing to listen :wink:

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I can't here....we must meet in secret... Wink

I did hear it first on L.A. Law, as embarassed enough as I am to admit it, but it's a real technique. One starts with the flickering tongue, listens for the growing arousal, the heavy breathing, the wetness, then inserts a finger to stimulate the G-spot. Then, arousal permitting, inserts another finger or two, continuing to flicker with that tongue until the explosion is released. Keep your nails trimmed boys, and brush gently, in a 'come hither' motion when those fingers are allowed in.

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cavfancier wrote:

I can't here....we must meet in secret... I did hear it first on L.A. Law, as embarassed enough as I am to admit it, but it's a real technique. One starts with the flickering tongue, listens for the growing arousal, the heavy breathing, the wetness, then inserts a finger to stimulate the G-spot. Then, arousal permitting, inserts another finger or two, continuing to flicker with that tongue until the explosion is released. Keep your nails trimmed boys, and brush gently, in a 'come hither' motion when those fingers are allowed in.

I am truly in love! come hither you...wife be damned lol Shocked

:wink:

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