I think programmes about bad media are far worse than anything they’re actually criticising.
There was a programme on the other night called ‘When Christmas Goes Wrong,’ with a load of clips from previous Christmas disasters. There were plenty of z list celebrities half of whom I’d never heard of. The format was they’d show a clip then some ‘celebrity’ would tell you what you'd just seen, then another celeb and another.
They took apart ‘Santa Claus Conquers the Martians’ but only succeeded in making me feel quite fond of it, which I didn’t think was possible. Then they ripped the piss out of a charming Russian cartoon about a snowman because the snowman was called Spunky.