@Fil Albuquerque,
I feel like a computer some days. It takes me a hell of a long time to "boot up", and my spell check often needs some WD-40.
Do computers enjoy scrapple and eggs?
Can a computer sear a steak?
if you tickle them do they laugh?
If you cut them do they bleed?
could they tell a wood chip from a potato chip
I need a haircut