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God Is Talking To Me

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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 11:27 am
Hey BPB... which god is this? The one you don't believe in any more or your new unknown god?
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 11:29 am
I have always believed in God...this is the unknown God....He is revealing himself to me at my request......it is then up to me to decide who He is....free will and all ya know......meanwhile I have been instructed to share our conversations with others....
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au1929
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 01:00 pm
Ask him if it's true he speaks to Bush.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 01:04 pm
He actually, and I was as surprised as you, supports bush in this election.....
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 01:55 pm
Any aggresive male monotheistic god better support bush...they really don't want to be accused of batting for the wrong team, so to speak.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 01:55 pm
Especially in this election.
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 11:02 pm
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
He actually, and I was as surprised as you, supports bush in this election.....


AHA! Just as I suspected...

Now, I don't want to scare you, Bear, but this is obviously not God who is talking to you. It's Satan. Whatever you do, though, don't let on...
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J-B
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 12:17 am
ask him what gender he is.

Male?Female?or........ Rolling Eyes
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 04:34 am
God, having set the rules of existence himself, chooses to bind himself to them and has set ut certain conditions and events that must take place before he can return.

He is antsy and anxious to return to Earth as He is as sick of what's going on as we are, even sicker and more disgusted because after all this is His place.

By supporting bush in this election, we will come that much closer to the end times and His return. Better sooner than later. This is what God told me.
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 04:38 am
What is his stand on gay marriage ? Does he really think that gay sex is "unnatural" ?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 04:39 am
Gautam, I have it on good authority that god has both a a French maid and a pool boy.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 04:51 am
gautam I do not think God finds it appealing on the one hand, but on the other admires the way humans can wring every possibility out of any situation. If you like, I will ask Him.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 04:55 am
I'll speak with the pool boy and publish a best-seller.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 05:02 am
Does God approve nonpartnered sex?
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 05:07 am
the bible says it is better to sow your seed in the belly of a hog than to spill it on the ground edgar.
The message is clear. Use a tissue.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 05:08 am
edgarblythe wrote:
Does God approve nonpartnered sex?


I saw a new advice column recently "Ask Onan". I'll write in for an answer if BPB and god don't get back to you first.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 05:09 am
Wow, god does work quickly, so to speak.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 05:10 am
So it's okay to have sex with a sow?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 05:16 am
Mick (Jagger) would be surprised to learn if it's so.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 6 Oct, 2004 09:52 pm
edgarblythe wrote:
So it's okay to have sex with a sow?


In the State of Utah, sex with an animal, is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal. Unless performed for profit.

Obviously the LDS appreciates someone who works for the pure pleasure of it :wink:
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