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Thu 30 Sep, 2004 08:07 am
I have, over the last couple of days, begun to talk to God. Or more accurately, He has begun to talk to me. I don't know why He has chosen to talk to a musician/dj, but He works in mysterious ways. At least, unlike Moses, I don't have a speech impediment.
We are speaking on a range of issues from the globally and philosophically important to the mundane. I will be passing things along.
I know you will cluck and grit your teeth and laugh and/or think "The Bear is pulling our legs again", but perhaps one or two of you will listen.
It's scary, but I'm getting used to it.
There is a God, but contrary to popular and long held belief, He's actually not that fond of all of you.
I will answer any questions I can, and unlike other prophets, no charge.
I asked God why me, and he chuckled, then actually snorted a couple of times, then regained His composure.
so why is there world poverity?
We haven't spoken about that yet, but in a related topic, He did say that education would pull you out of poverty on this earth as well as anything.
You could start with learning to spell. I'm not being snotty, I'm just a messenger. :wink:
I've always wondered if god feels just a little embarrassed about his failed project, i.e. humanity, or is he/she already building another spruce goose?
Seed, God just told me that I should put away my wise guy sense of humour and that I sounded snide in my response to you.
He essentially told me that everyone gets their turn in the barrel, and that's why some cultures and nations are on "top" while others are "poor" or "primitive" seem to rotate over the course of history. it's a rule of balance thing He told me he'd make more clear to me later tonight after we talked about the debates.
do you think He will laugh over them or cry at the fact that he actually let them live this long?
I think God is preparing to coax you into the world of gospel music like James Brown, Little Richard and Al Green. Jo has a nice thread on spiritual music you might like to peruse...
cavfancier wrote:I've always wondered if god feels just a little embarrassed about his failed project, i.e. humanity, or is he/she already building another spruce goose?
God just said to me that quite the contrary, everything is going just right and for me to think about it and we'd finish up later. Man I hate that mysterious stuff, but I'll get back to you.
I just asked God to let me finish my coffee before we talked anymore. He laughed again, but then said okay.
So what does God sound like?
Re: God Is Talking To Me
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
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There is a God, but contrary to popular and long held belief, He's actually not that fond of all of you.
I knew it! I knew it! God doesn't like me....Wa-a-a-a-a-a-h!!
BPB
We must be on a party line. I wish you would stop interrupting
God just told me that my pizza won't be delivered in half an hour, so I get it free. There is a god after all...
cavfancier wrote:God just told me that my pizza won't be delivered in half an hour, so I get it free. There is a god after all...
that was al ittle joke....we've been chuckling about it......
Oh great...have a good chuckle while I wait an hour or two. I suppose you get what you pay for. Free pizza indeed...it's just an excuse to be a lazy arse.
The good news is that despite his evangelical nature, god's representative on earth doesn't seem entirely interested in Bush...erm, Jr. that is.
BpB
Could you ask God to have the noses of the two candidates in todays debate grow an inch evertime they tell a lie.
Hey Bear... Cav and I were talking on one of the "Pets & Garden" threads about bad pet owners. We came up with a solution that seems just. Would you ask God what He thinks of this?
The crappier one treats a pet, the more (literal) crap one shall receive from them.
Me too.
He's telling me to poison my neighbor's dog.
God is currently focusing his energy on the debte tonight and has instructed me to put all other things on hold. Surprisingly enough, shocking to me actually, God supports bush in this election.......
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