Partial Lyrics to the Theme From "Deep Throat"

Another great song that kinda follows that theme:

But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo
phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonymous with
'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon
I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

You been watching it on DVD or VHS?

Another great one:
Dear chasey lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick chasey
But you ain't had mine

As a single guy who gets horny sometimes and doesn't have immediate access to the real thing, I do browse for free porn every once in a while. The other night, I found a site with a couple little clips from the movie.

I saw the movie when I was about seventeen or something, but when I saw the clips this time, I noticed the song. Oh my god, it was so funny. Like a lounge-lizardy, super-cheesy kind of love ballad. I wish I could find the soundtrack to that movie. I bet it would be absolutely hilarious.

Right on the money Kicky. I love the scene where her friend was getting eaten by the delivery boy and she lights a cigarette and asks him: "Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?"

I remember that.

Oh my god look what I found on ebay.

1. Introducing Linda Lovelace
2. Mind If I Smoke While You're Eatin'


"THIS RECORDING IS WITHOUT THE BEST IT HAS EVER BEEN."


Go for it Kick. This would be an antique you could proudly show your in-laws.

I'm seriously considering it.

Anybody heard the egotistical David Allan Coe song that has the line "I'm the only man that can make Linda Lovelace gag."?

This was probably on the flip side.

The Rodeo Song (chris ledoux)

Well it's 40 below and I don't give a fu#*k
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left allemande right
Come on ya f**kin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof ya know

Piss me off ya fu**in' jerk get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his p**ker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's allemand left and allemande right
Come on ya fu**in' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage god damn goof ya know

Piss me off ya fu**in' jerk get on my nerves

Here's one I wrote just now. I think it could be a hit. It's got kind of a rock bluesy young Johnny Cash kind of feel.

Jenna, Jenna Jameson
She's a smokin' hot bitch
She's not wearin' a stitch
And ya love the way she's looking up at yoooou...

Jenna, Jenna Jameson
Can't wait to get ya home
She's gonna choke your bone
She's gonna clean up all your gooooooo...

Jenna is the biggest porn star ever. How come?

Why NOT?