Somehow that story is incredibly funny au. I know that once, as a child at a Jewish school, a few students were tapped to appear on some local station to give their opinions on god, from a a Jewish child's perspective. Most mentioned the standard stuff that was taught to them. I said "God flies around the world in an airplane and picks up gold."
Dang....I was a **** disturber even then. I couldn't imagine the carnage if I said something like that today! At the time, it was an innocent concept of a child mind. As an adult, it would most likely be construed as extremely racist, or worse, self-hating. One thing I do remember, people used to be able to speak their minds without fear of prosecution, for a brief blip in the time I grew up in. These days, I'm not so sure.