"Talk like a pirate" day

I just ordered a cutlass, eyepatch, parrot and plank from ebay for the occasion! Yarrrr!! I may also have to revive my sea shanty thread...

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?

"Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch"?

"A seagull dropping fell into my eye.", replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.

"Well...", said the pirate, "...it was my first day with the hook."

arrgggh,maties.

Ya mean like swab the mizzenmast, or keelhaul the poop deck? Nautical stuff like that?

aye

aye, matey, that is

Arrrggh, where's me booty?

Behind ye, mate.

Arrrrrgh, Eva, arrrrrgh.

Aye maties, ya better watch out fer pirate ships!

Avast ye maties!

Make em walk der plank. And do it perty too! Put some swashbuckle into it!

Arrrgh, where be the brown-skin beauties? Arrrgh

YO HO HO and a bottle of rum!

A pirate walks into a bar. He's got a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender asks, "What's that do?"
Arrrgh, It's drivin' me nuts," says the pirate.

Aaarrgggh ye blackguards! If Sunday is pirates day, why are we talking like pirates today.

Have you looked on your footy?

Arrrr - the rat is really firing today.....avast!

This is, where all such will end



Walter, captain, PHRB [Pirate Hunting Rowing Boat] 'Cold Sweat'