I never washed a car in a thunder storm
I never flew a kite in a thunder storm
I have never been on a lake in a thunder storm
I have never been up on the roof in a thunder storm
I have never thought.....
I have never played cards in a casino
I have never had more fun on a forum, till I came to A2K
I never liked another forum more than I like A2K
I have never tracked down a poster from ant forum I was on and popped him/her one in the head in real life.....just to wake 'em up...
I have never farted while scuba diving
I have never been in orbit
I have never caught a falling star.
I have never stayed in my body when I make love
Um, that's like...hippie stuff.
I have never been a hippie
I have never farted while getting a blow job......well there was that once....but I paid extra.....
i have never pissed into the wind....