First World Problems - Oh the humanity!

I got washable sunscreen on my shirt!

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I just tore my thumb nail, and i can't find the nail clippers!

@Setanta,

I offered a guy with only three bottles of vitamins to go ahead of me in the Whole Foods line. How dare he accept my shallow gesture as a legitimate one?!

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The new-ish supermarket near me doesn't open until 8am. I'm right out of breakfast supplies (almost!)

I'll have to drive a couple of kilometres to get bacon by 7am (or eat cereal!) Sad

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@margo,

the caramel croissants were all sold out at the "Patty pan". So I had to get the shitake and bacon with sriracha.

Weep. weep.

I did get a nice piece of fatty tuna steak , and some very nice artichokes.

Couldnt make up my mind as to the bbq sauce I wanted so I got some candied ginger and shallopt and Ill make my own ( were becoming pioneers)

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@farmerman,

what really needs UN attention .
I cannot properly see any of the digital dials and lights on the dashboard of the Rover whenever Im wearing my polarized sun shades

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@farmerman,

I cant seem to find any coke that isnt made with high velocity fructose in corn syrup.

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@farmerman,

Mexican Coke uses cane sugar.

My major issue today, I don't like soda.

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@chai2,

I dore Fruit 2 O. But they are alwayw out of the cucumber Kiwi.

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I can't tell you how many times I put toothpaste on my brush only to have it fall off just before it reaches my mouth. THAT STUFF IS $.97 A TUBE!

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@farmerman,

Boylan's Cane Cola

https://www.boylanbottling.com/product/cane-cola/

we've had threads on it

they've got a whole line of cane sugar sodas

https://www.boylanbottling.com/product-category/cane-sugar/

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this stuff is good (or at least I thought it was)

http://maineroot.com/sodas/mexicane-cola/

http://maineroot.com

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@ehBeth,

if I want a good cola Ill jut get some GOYA, it cane sugar and heavy col nut flvor

BUT!!!
Ive given carbnated bevidges all the heave. Ive lost 30 pounds since march and still on track for my ultimate goal of 180. Its going really slow now. I lose about 1 pound per week TOPS, and its mostly by little things

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Unknowing to me I must have either dropped or shaken a bottle of cold pepsi. Well, while I was sitting in the driver seat of my car I wanted a sip of cold pepsi. So, I decided to open up the pepsi bottle to get a sip. You can guess what happen next. You can say I was quite pissed.

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I KEEp hitting the caps lock key by mistake. THEN i HAVE to use backspace.
I REfuse! DAGnabbit!

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There are only some the real problems with the First World but also weird excuses.

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@giujohn,

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toothpaste on my brush only to have it fall off just before it reaches my mouth

Next time use a mixture of Preperation H and Super Glue. Silence is golden, especially when its your silence we're enjoying.

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@bobsal u1553115,

Yes Bob we understand the hatred in your heart... There doesn't seem to be room for anything else in there even a little humor... What a Sad commentary on you.

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only one can of Limonata left

Evil or Very Mad

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@giujohn,

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Re: bobsal u1553115 (Post 6227623)
Yes Bob we understand the hatred in your heart... There doesn't seem to be room for anything else in there even a little humor... What a Sad commentary on you.

What hatred? Silence IS golden when it comes from you.

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PSA to guijohn and bobsal.

Both of you STFU or go somewhere else to argue.

I guess that's a FWP, as it's so unimportant, yet annoying.

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