had a crazy dream

O, how romantic!!

Do you still keep in touch with him, then?

So you're both Orwell and Brontë? Lucky you! Now, my complexion doesn't turn green, though I have this tongue rapidly growing. It's kinda eerie.

A man with very little money. Thank god Gautam took him under his wing. Well...I suppose I'll have to interview some new candidates for Eva. This resume I have, from a Richard Huge sounds promising. He says his friends call him Dick, sometimes Tricky Dick, because he apparently has a fascination with Nixon. Good work experience though.

Yes, according to three nutters. But don't tell anyone.... the republicans will use it against me when I occupy their country. Yes.... I must needs take Delaware, and then the whole country will fall down with confusion...

I knew it, you're a DEMOCRAT! <looks like the avatar of Karzak>

I know a guy who thinks that he is Marina from 'Pericles.' I don't see why he wouldn't be perfect.

*Long silence.*

So, I take it that you don't want me on the selection committee:.

Ohhh, you scare me when you do that, Rick!! I am neither Democrat or Republican; I'm Lib Dem, and I will take America by storm by making everyone think that they can become astronauts.

WHAT DID DELAWARE, BOYS?

What did Delaware, boys,
What did Delaware?
What did Delaware, boys,
What did Delaware?
What did Delaware, boys,
What did Delaware?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
What did Delaware?

She wore her New Jersey, boys,
She wore her New Jersey
She wore her New Jersey, boys,
She wore her New Jersey
She wore her New Jersey, boys,
She wore her New Jersey
I tell you now as a personal friend,
She wore her New Jersey

What did Idaho, boys,
What did Idaho?
What did Idaho, boys,
What did Idaho?
What did Idaho, boys,
What did Idaho?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
What did Idaho?

She hoed her Maryland, boys,
She hoed her Maryland
She hoed her Maryland, boys,
She hoed her Maryland
She hoed her Maryland, boys,
She hoed her Maryland
I tell you now as a personal friend,
She hoed her Maryland

What did Ioweigh, boys,
What did Ioweigh?
What did Ioweigh, boys,
What did Ioweigh?
What did Ioweigh, boys,
What did Ioweigh?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
What did Ioweigh?

She weighed a Washington, boys,
She weighed a Washington
She weighed a Washington, boys,
She weighed a Washington
She weighed a Washington, boys,
She weighed a Washington
I tell you now as a personal friend,
She weighed a Washington

How did Wiscon-sin, boys,
How did Wiscon-sin?
How did Wiscon-sin, boys,
How did Wiscon-sin?
How did Wiscon-sin, boys,
How did Wiscon-sin?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
How did Wiscon-sin?

She stole a New-brass-key, boys,
She stole a New-brass-key
She stole a New-brass-key, boys,
She stole a New-brass-key
She stole a New-brass-key, boys,
She stole a New-brass-key
I tell you now as a personal friend,
She stole a New-brass-key

What did Tennessee, boys,
What did Tennessee?
What did Tennessee, boys,
What did Tennessee?
What did Tennessee, boys,
What did Tennessee?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
What did Tennessee?

She saw what Arkansaw, boys,
She saw what Arkansaw
She saw what Arkansaw, boys,
She saw what Arkansaw
She saw what Arkansaw, boys,
She saw what Arkansaw
I tell you now as a personal friend,
She saw what Arkansaw

How did Flora-die, boys,
How did Flora-die
How did Flora-die, boys,
How did Flora-die
How did Flora-die, boys,
How did Flora-die
I ask you now as a personal friend,
How did Flora-die?

She died in Missouri, boys,
She died in Missouri
She died in Missouri, boys,
She died in Missouri
She died in Missouri, boys,
She died in Missouri
I tell you now as a personal friend,
She died in Missouri

Where has Oregon, boys,
Where has Oregon?
Where has Oregon, boys,
Where has Oregon?
Where has Oregon, boys,
Where has Oregon?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
Where has Oregon?

She's gone to Oklahom, boys,
She's gone to Oklahom
She's gone to Oklahom, boys,
She's gone to Oklahom
She's gone to Oklahom, boys,
She's gone to Oklahom
I tell you now as a personal friend,
She's gone to Oklahom

Why did Califon-ya, boys,
Why did Califon?
Why did Califon-ya, boys,
Why did Califon?
Why did Califon-ya, boys,
Why did Califon?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
Why did Califon?

She phoned to say Hawai-ya, boys,
She phoned to say Hawai-ya
She phoned to say Hawai-ya, boys,
She phoned to say Hawai-ya
She phoned to say Hawai-ya, boys,
She phoned to say Hawai-ya
I tell you now as a personal friend,
That's why Califoned.

What did Mississip, boys,
What did Mississip?
What did Mississip, boys,
What did Mississip?
What did Mississip, boys,
What did Mississip?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
What did Mississip?

She sipped a Minnisota, boys,
She sipped a Minnisota
She sipped a Minnisota, boys,
She sipped a Minnisota
She sipped a Minnisota, boys,
She sipped a Minnisota
I tell you now as a personal friend,
That's what Mississipped.

And you said I was evil? :wink: Now, as I'm ... related to Bush, I just can't accept this. Do realize that! Now, as you know, my brother Olav (who's surname is O'Reilly - the horror!), wants to kill you (nobody likes lawyers). I've stopped him so far. Now, for a certain amount of money, I am more than willing to send him back to the FYROM (although I can't assure that he will). Do we have a deal (again)?

Select away drom. I do worry about anyone claiming to be a fictional character though. Mind you, with a pair o' cles, at least he could let himself in and out of the pub, which would make my job easier.

That song is evil

You don't know where I live!! Do you think that I will be blackmailed by a Fidelkiller?!

OK, so we have Richard Huge, and Marina. Anyone else who's interested?

Being born of women, we are all related to Bush in some way.

WHER'S RICK?!

I've toweled off, "aquired" m'self a Bond-style speed boat and a team of ninjas, and I'm ready to take him on!

He went that way fortune! <points towards a nearby IKEA>

I'm not fooled. That's Olav, you're the one who blew up my beautiful boat (well, granted it wasn't really mine, but I had big plans for it)

Ehm ... smart girl ... and she has a gun, not to mention the ninjas ... you're not bribable?

(looking thoughtful, but not lowering her weapon) Depends. Whaddaya got to offer?

None taken - except on the fact that you still don't spell my name correctly