had a crazy dream

Thanks for the update Thok, that's good news to hear!

Now back to drom ...

<Clint Eastwood look> OK, PAL. This place is too small for both the two of us. You have ... <takes a puff at his cigarette, realizes he doesn't smoke, throws away cigarette in disgust> ... ugh, ugh ... you have two options!

1) You go on this beautiful cruise - sponsored by ColManTravel - to the Maledives, where you can enjoy the beautiful beaches, fabulous sunset and delicious cocktails! <applause>

http://www.caribbean-direct.com/Martinique-Direct/Cruise%20Ships/CruiseShip.jpg

2) You die.

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looks like Queen Mary II :-)

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Quick I'll steal the boat, you take care of the fight, Drom!

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Damn Australians ...

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You can take the boat, Fortune; after I have swept the floor with Rick, we can steal it and start teaching Togolese children how to act 'Twelfth Night,' for some evil plan involving horseradish upon which I shall elucidate later. I will not have my honour bemsirched thus! Never mistrust the valiance of a Shakespearean Lib Dem!

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Incidentally, I've heard about Colman's experience of beaches Neutral

!!

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<deletes option one> Twisted Evil

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I hope that horseradish works better than the sombreros.

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*Launches artfully towards Rick, parrying and thrusting with the épée as the eye sees fit, until Rick is down in a corner, at the knees of Drom*

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Ah, well, I think that the problem lies in the choice of play. We really need to find a Shakespeare play appropriate to wartorn peoples who like to see action.

Much ado will be perfect!

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<Dramatic voice> What happened to the drom I used to know? Caring, friendly ... not good at fencing <sigh> Where, WHERE <looks at the skies> are those days?

(...)

Haha ... fooled ya!

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The force is with you, Drom. Use my lightsaber!

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Drom sees Rick jumping up and down in the air delusionally, with his eyes closed and clothed, shouting 'Matrix, Matrix, I'm goin'o' be in Matrix, mommy.'

She decides to trip him over.

-- 'Some people are far too easy to fight,' she sighs.

-- 'I could kill him, I suppose. But I don't want to do that. He is sweet like a pear, as remarkable as flammable toilet roll, and is a wonderful ally when not helping sheep-obsessives. I just hope that the concussion makes him into a Busted fan, so that the next phase of my masterplan goes well.'

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<Doors open, Rick comes running into the room, shouting> Don't kill my brother Olav, OK, I don't like him, but spare him, just this time! <and runs out again>

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Damn it to PBS!

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Sheep shears?!

Fine. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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You know drom. I rule the world. It's as simple as that. You can't catch me (...) OK, except with certain delicious dishes ... but until than, beware! I'm everywhere! (but not where you want me to be). WHOAHAHAHA!

<disappears in the night>

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O, Rick and Abu! Do come back. I want to sort something out once and for all.

(Assumes the voice of Dominique Villepin:) Essayez-vous.

Cool trick, huh?

Anyway...

*gets down on one knee, searching through the bag, muttering, 'where did I put those damn rings?*

*Pulls out an audio copy of Middlemarch, unabridged.*

I thought that you would like a literary diversion. You're supesupersuperglued to the chairs, so you may as well stay.

There are forty-six hours' worth of George Eliot's nineteenth century work right here. After this, 2000 hours' of 'The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire.' Excuse my not reading it to you; I do hope that you'll find the tapes satisfactory.

Ta-ta!

*Runs off to find Fortune.*

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