What's the Stupidest Thing to come out of Your Mouth?

The thirty one things in the link are kind of lame. Surely we can do better.

"I know that", because sometimes crystallizing knowledge is more important than merely knowing something. Many times upon relearning something I better appreciate its importance, or learn a new way with which to apply some of the knowledge.

But due to my impatience, especially in my youth, I have tended to not want to hear things again that I think I already know, and looking back at conversations over the decades I can recall old conversations that had knowledge to impart to me, but that I only fully crystallized years later upon revisiting the subject.

"I already know that" has been something that too often has prevented me from learning something more deeply or in more useful applications.

I just read the beginning of it and lost interest but the general idea is good.

I've a lifetime of stupidities but I'll have to locate the words..

Manana.

I am still mulling my stupid remarks. I have about settled on one, but want to wait until tomorrow to deliver it.

Several years ago as winter approached and I'd been preoccupied with certain parts of life, I told a friend that I had to clean the radiators before the heat started up or else the dust would melt. He sort of looked at me in a puzzled and worried way then started laughing.

"Sure, I'll help out with A2K."

"Hey, mister, did you drop this five pound note?".

"Nope. I didn't drop that five pound note."

Give me a keyboard and a pot of coffee and I'll change their minds.

To my first wife: "Will you marry me?"

"I'm voting for George McGovern."