@maclamf,
Well just don't wipe the water bottle of the girl --- (Seinfeld is a guide for everyday life)
Elaine talking with Greg (guy she has the hots for at the gym ) while he's on a Stairmaster at the health club.
GREG: I'm glad you're here. This can get really boring. Do you know where I can get some good olives?
ELAINE: I can find out.
GREG: Would ya?
ELAINE: Sure. <Thinks - Ooh, a project. That's a definite signal!>
GREG: By the way, you look really great in that leotard.
ELAINE: Oh, thanks. <Thinks - That's no signal, who wouldn't like me in this leotard? I look amazing in this leotard.>
GREG: Hey, you know what's weird? I think I had a dream about you last night.
ELAINE: <Thinks - Okay, he open-lips me, he dreams about me, we have an olive project...that's it, I'm asking this guy out.> Um, you know Greg, I...
GREG: Can I have a sip of your water?
ELAINE: Oh, yeah, sure. <Hands Greg her bottle.>
GREG: Thanks. <Is about to take a drink, but wipes the neck of the bottle with his shirt first.>
ELAINE (shocked expression): <Thinks - Oh my God.>
GREG (hands the bottle back): I'm sorry, what were you saying?
ELAINE: It was nothing, forget it.
Then later on to confirm ----
GEORGE: You said the guy gave you an open-lipped kiss!
ELAINE (enunciating clearly so George gets the point): Yes, but then he wiped his hand on the top of the bottle when I offered him water!
GEORGE: Well, that doesn't mean anything!
ELAINE: Are you kidding? That's very significant! If he was interested in me, he'd want my germs! He'd just crave my germs!
JERRY (patiently): She's right, George. Bottle-wipe is big.
GEORGE: Well, what about the open-lipped kiss?
JERRY: Bottle-wipe supercedes it.
Or you could not wipe down the machine after she is going to use it ---
New scene - Elaine and Greg at the health club. A sweaty Greg is exercising on a leg machine.>
ELAINE: Hi, Greg.
GREG: Hey, Elaine. I'll be off in a second. <Another guy approaches the exercise machine.>
ELAINE: I got the machine next, buddy. <Greg finishes up his workout and gets off the machine.>
GREG (to Elaine): It's all yours. <Walks away. Elaine looks at the machine, then George runs over.>
GEORGE: What happened? Did he bring it up?
ELAINE: Never mind that, look at the signal I just got.
GEORGE: Signal? What signal?
ELAINE: Lookit. He knew I was gonna use the machine next, he didn't wipe his sweat off. That's a gesture of intimacy.
GEORGE: I'll tell you what that is - that's a violation of club rules. Now I got him! And you're my witness!
ELAINE: Listen, George! Listen! He knew what he was doing, this was a signal.
GEORGE: A guy leaves a puddle of sweat, that's a signal?
ELAINE: Yeah! It's a social thing.