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How should a vampire politely excuse himself to go to the bathroom during a date with his bride?

 
 
Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2016 08:33 am
A vampire just found his beautiful long lost bride after years of searching,so he decides to take her to his castle and spend some time with her.A few hours in and the vampire feels the urge to pee.However he's too embarrassed to tell his bride that he needs to go.What would be a nice polite way for the vampire to tell his bride that he needs to pee without seeming rude?
 
jespah
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2016 08:40 am
@popaandreea,
I'm off to drain the bat, baby.
Ragman
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2016 08:55 am
@jespah,
ahaha! good one! one of your best.
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Miss L Toad
 
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Reply Tue 15 Mar, 2016 05:05 am
Carrion with your steak, just going to fang out a bit of the half dead and hiss.

May I be exhumed?
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