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Invent an animal

 
 
Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2003 10:40 am
dlowan wrote:
And I have invented flying horses!


How original, let's call them Pegasus. :-)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2003 04:46 pm
I never claimed I had the smegging PATENT, goddammit!!!!!

And what about the scales question, Mr Smartypants!!!
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Equus
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2003 04:58 pm
Alcohopteryx: a flying beast that can only been seen by humans when drunk.

Voraciosaurus: a carnivorous monster that only eats mothers-in-law.

Parroxism: a lizard that mimics your voice, only it says what you meant to say.

Uglipotamus: No one has ever seen one and lived. Reportedly so ugly that if you see one, your brain turns to stone (feldspar).
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Equus
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2003 05:06 pm
And oh, yes: flying horses. Only these don't have wings, they're so smart that they fly airplanes. A highly trained cadre of these flying horses compose one of the planet's principal defense teams: the "Air Horse". Just be careful never ever to run out of oats during wartime.
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Equus
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2003 05:07 pm
<musical interlude> Pega-Sue, Pega-Sue, pretty pretty pretty little Pega-Sue, oh, Pega, my Pega-Soo-oo-oo.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2003 05:40 pm
Urs - I think there could be no core if the elctromagnetism was, for some reason, really strong.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2003 08:30 pm
For the apartment dweller, the cigarette dog, very small, easy to housebreak doesn't eat much, has no legs so it won't run away.
Only problem is you have to take it out twice a day for a drag.....
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pueo
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2003 09:36 pm
Very Happy
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quinn1
 
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Reply Sun 19 Jan, 2003 11:55 am
gosh lilk, my first thought was an animal that thrives off pollution and such as well however, after that thought came the horrifying idea of having to create such amounts if the organism multiplied...would however be good to have a little gathering of them, perhaps with other dietary suppliments.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 19 Jan, 2003 11:59 am
There's definitely have to be some sort of population control of the little critters.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Sun 19 Jan, 2003 12:04 pm
Yeah but how about scooping the poop of an animal who survived off eating polluted and toxic matter? And the smell...... Shocked
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 19 Jan, 2003 12:07 pm
this isn't earth - maybe they fix it and combine the chemicals with others to make them inert and non-toxic (and not smelly).

Hey, it's make-believe.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Sun 19 Jan, 2003 12:27 pm
let's go all the way then and have certain of them poop ice cream sundaes, some blood rare New York Strips, some fresh caught North Carolina seafood..........from the scoop to the dinner table... Cool
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 19 Jan, 2003 12:56 pm
those are all earth things
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quinn1
 
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Reply Sun 19 Jan, 2003 02:45 pm
perhaps the poop of those could be simply lovely...good for all ? Asking too much, I know but, heck if its taking in all the bad, it could give off good.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 19 Jan, 2003 03:00 pm
We appear mired in pooh....
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Sun 19 Jan, 2003 03:28 pm
dlowan, some things never change... Very Happy
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 19 Jan, 2003 03:38 pm
Indeed - could not some of these critters sublimate though?
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 19 Jan, 2003 03:39 pm
sublimation! Exellent... I was thinking they'd change pollutants to another form of energy of the electro-magnetic folks.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 19 Jan, 2003 03:43 pm
Who would live off it?
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