Someday you're going to cut your tongue on a broken jar. And then what will you do?
The cashier said,
Would you like, paper or plastic?
I said, Laytex...
She said Laytex???
I said, I want safe sacks.
How smart of you, JTF.
(Smart ass, that is! LOL)
The Cashier said, "Would you like a bag?"
the customer said, no thanks I have one I don't want anymore.
Went to the grocery store and asked where is the yeast.
Opposite the west the cashier said.
Wow, I have been posting here now for 38 days and I have 1,000 post.
Somebody come slap me, let me know there is life in the real world. Wait, the internet is the real world.
<slaps JTF soundly>
COME TO YOUR SENSES, MAN!!! There is a real world out there, I remember seeing it.....
Yes, I thought you would.
Your bill for services rendered is in the mail. Payment is expected on the first of next month.
It is in the mail,
I have never done anything like this.
I won't
It's too late for "I won't"
It's too late for yesterday's flight to Timbuktu.
time is a figment. I can go to yesterday as easy as we go to tomorrow.
Time keeps on turning, turning, turning, into the future.
Where's the rest of the Lonely Hearts Club Band?
Where have all the posters gone, long time ago?
anyone here watching Ken on Jeopardy?
I saw a t-shirt yesterday that said "Hate is a special kind of love we save for people who suck"
I love that fuzzy bunny character! LOL
I saw the same t-shirt. Are you me, or am I you?
