@Glennn,
Quote:Books That Were Never Written.
Quote:"Twenty Miles to the Toilet" By: Willy Maiket.
You must be confusing this non-extant novel with another entitled:
Twenty Yards To The Outhouse by Willy Maykit
Illustrated by Betty Dont
Foreword by Andy Didant
Leather by Bindi Ng
Agents were Lee Chez
After non-publication the novel was made into the imaginative movie:
Paper Moon directed by P Bogdanovich