Viagra. Where to keep it when out for the weekend?

You must have really interesting business trips if you're bringing Viagra with you.

#protip Use the vial they were in when you got them.

Have you noticed you get invited on more trips since this started happening?

get some of those nice wax earplugs swimmers use

make a pocket in each one

put your pills in the pockets

put the earplugs in your ears

you're good to go!

Place the pills in a condom. Tie closed the open end of said condom. Hide said condom and pills where the sun don't shine (inserted rectally of course)).