@ionutul11,
To: Richard Nixon
From: me
Dear Dick,
It was all fine up until the zombie infestation. I mean, there I was, minding my own business, hooking for fun and profit, when in slithered this Chthulu beast. He asked if I was into tentacle porn and I was like, whatevz, you boneless freak.
I gotta say, it was the best I ever had (even better than the time I got mixed up with the Olsen twins and a jar of WD-40, but I digress). So I only charged him what I charge Lithuanians.
Then the zombies came, and they took my many-tentacled beast lover. I took up with a dinosaur named Clive. We're happy but he has too many teeth.
Hope all's well with you in hell!
Love,
jes
PS Hi to Pat.