Amusing mentions of pornography in the halls of academia

This settled into my long-term memory because it made me literally laugh out loud.

"Porn study had to be scrapped after researchers failed to find ANY 20-something males who hadn’t watched it"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2261377/Porn-study-scrapped-researchers-failed-ANY-20-males-hadn-t-watched-it.html

Needing a control group who hadn't seen it before, they couldn't find anyone.