We've gotta lighten up A2K

Bill McNeill of NewsRadio, singing political satire; commentary on Clinton's first Presidential act;
to the tune of When Johnny Comes Marchin' Home:

When Johnny comes marchin' home again
He's gay! He's Gay!....

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Anybody been on a roller coaster lately? I think that I take a Drammamine, go to Busch Gardens, and ride the biggest coaster they have in that place. Then I will go to the room where they give out the free beer!

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Roller coasters and beer
We have 'em here
Ride till you're dizzy
Then go get fizzy.

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Fizzy is you!
But, fuzzy is I.
So it is,
I'm as happy as pie!

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Good mornin...good mornin,
We sang the whole night through,
Good mornin...good mornin,
to you.

Hey Misti,
How does "In the Misti Moonlight" go? Laughing

Good to see you, too.

No bad, not bad for a bunch of billies. folks, but we all need a lot more practice afor we stage that Revue. Razz

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Won't you be my neighbor?

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Fine, just fine. I shall sing!
Snakes Eat Toast
-SealPoet...

Snakes eat toast
That's the food they like the most.
It's true from coast to coast
That snakes eat toast.
And snakes eat bread
I have often heard it said
That a snake is not well fed
Unless it has bread

But snakes hate donuts
Because they fall right through the little hole
Yes snakes hate donuts
They'd prefer a muffin or a coffee roll.

Snakes eat chips
With salsa or with dips.
It's why they lick their lips
Because snakes eat chips
And snakes eat cake
With a joy that's hard to fake
So remember goodness sake
That snakes eat cake.

But snakes hate crackers
Because they get the crumbs right in the bed
Yes snakes hate crackers.
They'd prefer a piece of pumpkin pie instead.

Snakes eat rice
They think it's very nice
They will thank you once or twice
For a bit of rice
And snakes eat cheese
They will ask you please
And get down on their knees
?'Cuz snake love cheese

But snakes hate pretzels
It ties their innards up into a knot
Yes snakes hate pretzels
But they will eat whatever else you've got

Snakes drink beer
At least that's what I hear
It always brings them cheer
When snakes drink beer.
Snakes eat toast
That's the food they love the most
So be the perfect host
And feed snakes toast.

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I can just see a swaying chorus of drunken, crumb-spewing snakes doing that song .... good one, SP.

timber

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Very good, sp.

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but do seals eat snakes for goodness sake?

Smile

"Sealed with a Kiss" of the hops.

Love it, Seal.

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That's wonderful SP

A toast to you and well-bred snakes!

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To o'the mornin' to you, Ms. Letty and all.

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Ah, swimp. So good to see you.

Any requests? Smile

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If anyone wants to write an A2K song, go fer it. :-D

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Hey all.

"I've got the sun in the mornin' and the moon at night."
(From the musical "Annie Get Your Gun.")

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Daddy has a Harbor Seal
It makes its sweetheart guess
When it writes on the back of the valentine
The letters K.W.A.S.

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Letty, Little Letty
Where are you?
We're posting our thoughts
And awating for you.

So hurry up
And join our select little group
The words in our minds
Are starting Razz

to droop!

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shshshshshshshshs...... can we sing quieter? No....oooooooohhh. Alright. I'll buck up.

You are my sunshine
my only sunshine
You make me haaaaappyyyy
when skies are greeeeeyyyy

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Littlek, Littlek
Has now had her say!
But we'll await little Letty
The queen of our dreams.

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Lighten up?

Anyone got some Cremora? Cool

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We've gotta lighten up A2K

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